
Our Approach
Generally from the front, sometimes from the side. Effective at MEDIUM RANGE.
Our Story
Xfactor was bad. So we carried him. Now he plays F2P games in shame. To this day we continue to mayo up BF1 servers.
Meet the Founding Virgins

Hellshocked
Founder & CEO
I need coffee

Dr. Bong
Human Resources
ReeeeEEEEEkkkKK

Minivan
Pubic Relations
Children on Board

Buick
Conflict Resolution Officer
Turn It Down! What are you, deaf?

Shankemz
Vice President
Hasn't ADS'd in years.

Chimi
Chief Diversity Officer
Kawaii

Demonality
Chief Legal Officer
So Sorey

T-G0
CFO
Why am I here?

BEERie
Sanitation Engineer
Cleanup on isle APPLES

W00nd3d
CTO
Have you tried restarting?
Next Steps...
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