Salt Mining

All members are unemployed virgins, meaning we can harvest salt 24 hours a day, 364 days a year. (Festivus)

Race Cloud

We have an exhaustive database with millions of racial epithets and slurs. This SAAS offering can be used along with our racial analytics software to assist you in targeting the racist demographic of your choosing. (boys 12-16, predominantly white)

Product / Service #3

Don't think of this product or service as your third favorite, think of it as the bronze medalist in an Olympic medals sweep of great products/services.

Salt refining plant, Murcia, Mar Menor, low angle view

The Finest Salt in THE WORLD

We will happily collect any and all salt which you care to share. To date we have harvested 69 million metric tons of salt from the online community. Make your contribution today!

Race Cloud

A happy customer. (German)

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This is should be a prospective customer's number one call to action, e.g., requesting a quote or perusing your product catalog.

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